The corrupted wish game

[PX1K]

Granted but it loops back on the fact that this is about corrupting so it isnt correpted its right
So if the thres is the 'currupted' wish game then granting a wish thats not currupted will result in the fact that it IS currupted!

I wish for nothing

[Alfie]

Granted but you got a fish packed in a box of cherries.

I wish there was a new forum for Fast Threads.

[thingshappen]

Granted... oh, wait, there's no corruption

I wish I had a pet elephant.

Edit: my 499th post

[sleepy]

Lies was 498th but you get a pet elephant but it dies 2 days later because u dont feed it.

I wish i had a laptop that could play youtube videos without crashing

[Christoffer395]

Granted, but it will take ages to load the videos

I wish i got world domination

[thingshappen]

Granted, but you get the moon, it explodes, you're removed of your rank and thrown into space.

I wish I had GTA IV

[XI]

Granted, but you play it and Ramone keeps asking you to go bowling FOR HOURS ON END.

I wish this wish is corrupted

[PX1K]

It becomes deadly instead and a pig eats your family.

I wish I hadn't had that dream last night.

[Alfie]

You have that dream the next night but this time it was for real.

I wish Facepunch wasn't so ban happy.

[Christoffer395]

Granted, but then XURAS becomes banhappy against common admins!

I wish i was thingshappen

[XI]

Granted, but then soon after you turn into George Bush...

Then Alf

Then Mr Blooby

Then into air

I wish I knew everything

[sleepy]

Granted but u know everything by getting delivered every page of wikipeida in size 50 font on A5 paper

I wish wires tidyed them selfs

[PX1K]

They now do but they dont  go where you want them to.

I wish my music was better

[thingshappen]

Granted but it's always turned off.

I wish water was orange.

[PX1K]

It is but its now pee.

I wish paypal payed pal