We have lost some bretheren

[Zenreon]

My friends, It is a sad day as two of our best members have been lost... to the shadowy planes of azeroth...

I kid thee not.. Wow has taken two more victims..

Alfie the great admin of Xuras
And banner a friend to all.

Here is proof of Alfies affliction. A chatlog:

Never tell your password to anyone.
January 3, 2009
1:51 PM - [XURAS] Zenreon: Don't Do this alfie!
1:51 PM - Alfie: wut
1:52 PM - [XURAS] Zenreon: Don't play wow it will take away the best years of your life!
1:52 PM - Alfie: lol
1:52 PM - Alfie: I only spend like 1 hour on it  aday
1:52 PM - [XURAS] Zenreon: =O
1:52 PM - [XURAS] Zenreon: they all say that before ... before it begins
1:52 PM - [XURAS] Zenreon: I used to be like you
1:52 PM - [XURAS] Zenreon: a young spunky gmod player
1:53 PM - [XURAS] Zenreon: then I started playing wow
1:53 PM - [XURAS] Zenreon: telling my friends I only play for an hour a day
1:53 PM - [XURAS] Zenreon: then It started
1:53 PM - [XURAS] Zenreon: I started going on more and more
1:53 PM - [XURAS] Zenreon: sometimes waking up at 5 o clock to play it
1:53 PM - [XURAS] Zenreon: missing school
1:53 PM - [XURAS] Zenreon: just to play it
1:53 PM - [XURAS] Zenreon: then I got my report card
1:53 PM - Alfie: I don't go to school
1:53 PM - [XURAS] Zenreon: all c's
1:53 PM - [XURAS] Zenreon: yea but you work
1:53 PM - Alfie: No
1:53 PM - [XURAS] Zenreon: and if not then youll just get fat
1:54 PM - [XURAS] Zenreon: and waste your time
1:54 PM - [XURAS] Zenreon: trust me alfie
1:54 PM - Alfie: I sit inside playing my computer all the time. Tell em that I can spend more time that I already spend on the computer
1:54 PM - [XURAS] Zenreon: I know life is hard ever since your dog died in that plane accident
1:54 PM - Alfie: Why is she sitting beside me?
1:54 PM - [XURAS] Zenreon: but druggy games are not the answer
1:54 PM - [XURAS] Zenreon: Jesus
1:54 PM - [XURAS] Zenreon: your already hallucinating man
1:54 PM - [XURAS] Zenreon: don't you see what your doing to yourself
1:54 PM - Alfie: Why is she licking me and my hand is getting wet?
1:55 PM - [XURAS] Zenreon: Oh god, your beyond hope
1:55 PM - [XURAS] Zenreon: only an intervention can stop this now
1:55 PM - [XURAS] Zenreon: Alfie I know you can't understand me because I am not speaking tauren.. But please
1:55 PM - [XURAS] Zenreon: don't play this game
1:56 PM - Alfie: I'm a Human I only have the language Common 400/400!
1:56 PM - [XURAS] Zenreon: Oh jesus
1:56 PM - [XURAS] Zenreon: This is a lost cause
1:56 PM - [XURAS] Zenreon: perhaps I can get to banner
1:56 PM - Alfie: doubt it
1:56 PM - Alfie: he's worse than me
1:56 PM - Alfie: he plays it loads
1:56 PM - [XURAS] Zenreon: Please, accept that your dog died and that this game is nothing but a waste of time
1:57 PM - Alfie: But my friend plays it.
1:57 PM - [XURAS] Zenreon: No alfie
1:57 PM - [XURAS] Zenreon: close your eyes
1:57 PM - Alfie: And I'm getting a zherva mount which is  a zebra!
1:57 PM - [XURAS] Zenreon: don't let the bad pimply nerds get at you
Alfie is now playing Wow. Click here to join.
1:58 PM - [XURAS] Zenreon: Oh god
1:58 PM - [XURAS] Zenreon: your hallucinatipons are critical
1:58 PM - [XURAS] Zenreon: you think your riding a magic zerbra..
1:59 PM - [XURAS] Zenreon: Just please
Alfie is now playing Wow. Click here to join.
1:59 PM - [XURAS] Zenreon: don't buy the expansions
1:59 PM - [XURAS] Zenreon: let it end
1:59 PM - Alfie: hehe
1:59 PM - Alfie: I already have
2:00 PM - [XURAS] Zenreon: NOOOOOOOOOO
2:00 PM - [XURAS] Zenreon: Alfie
2:00 PM - [XURAS] Zenreon: I knew thee well
2:00 PM - [XURAS] Zenreon: But you are gone to the planes of azeroth....
Alfie is now playing Wow. Click here to join.
2:00 PM - [XURAS] Zenreon: riding your magic zebra and petting your ghost dog

Good bye alfie and Banner, We knew thee well.

[PX1K]

... He said as PX1K played with alfie on left for dead not to long ago.

It hadn't eaten them, just tasting them 

[Zenreon]

I dont get it... Eaten them? 

[Alfie]

I've just been playing TF2 and L4D. :O

[thingshappen]

Still hallucinating eh?

You think you've been playing TF2 and L4D, but infact you was playing WoW

[Chaotic Cow]

The WoW Disease is spreading!

[Donkie]

WoW has also taken 1 of my friends lives...
We were best friends, playin gmod and css all time.
Now when wotlk came (wrath of the lich king for you Dontknowashitaboutwowguys) he started, first he bought every expansion. Spended all his money on that shit. After he saw this Invite a friend that gives you 3x EXP up to lvl 60. So he asked his friend to invite him and that was done, now he have bought the 2 expansions also, so he have bought 1 orginal wow, 2 burning crusade and 2 wotlk, and thats lot of waisted money......
He started playing a month ago, now hes nearly lvl 80.
Also he ignores me and my other friend in school and only walks with his "wow nerd" buddies.

That was a story about how wow can take your friends and thier lifes.

i should tell his mother about this Parent lock

[Zenreon]

See alfie, and banner. Wow is a disease that releases an expansion everytime people start quiting, You can beat this guys, we here at xuras can help you.

[Chaotic Cow]

I'll get the Strait Jacket and the Lube.

[Donkie]

I'll come with tha banhammer and thier parents for parent lock ;D

[Kenjirus]

i play wow now and then and i don't get what people hate about it

[Donkie]

IT TAKES YOUR FRIENDS!!!!
Thats what real Xuras mens try todo, get rid of this soul taking wow...

[Christoffer395]

How bout Garry's Mod? Wouldn't it take your soul?

[Donkie]

no...
why should it?
i dont think nerds get stuck to gmod and dont listen to thier parents like they do with wow,
In the newspaper when The Burning Crusade released it stands about a guy that never listend to thier parents until he realised what have happened, A month of nonstop gaming.

[Christoffer395]

Lol, no big news about non-stop world of warcraft. If peoples looses thier soul to world of warcraft, just let them loose thier soul. You can't make them get rid of the game by sending them a message saying "OMG nolife quit playing world of warcraft" or telling them stories about benefits playing world of warcraft, like a guy sells his house just to be able to play world of warcraft in the cybercafé. I find no problem noticing peoples playing world of warcraft and if they should get rid of playing it, they ask about how to get rid of the game if they can't get rid of it the first place.